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Worried husband

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital while waiting for their wives birth giving.

Then a nurse came out and told to the first daddy,
"congratulation, you got twins!".
"Ohh.. maybe its a coincident" said the daddy. "I am working with
the Petronas Twin Towers ".

Then another nurse came out and told to the second daddy,
"congratulation! you have triplets!"
"Wooow!, this is a coincident too" said the second daddy. ? "I am
working for 3M Corporation"

Another nurse came out and told the third daddy, ?
"Congratulation! Isteri you dapat kembar empat,"
"Alhamdulillah! Maybe this is also a coincident". "I kerja di Four Season Hotel!"

While, the fourth daddy-to-be were in uncontrolled worry.
All the 3 daddies asked him,
why are you seems so worry??"

He answered, "I am working with Seven-Eleven!"

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Naughty Answers!

Naughty Answers!
   

 

Man comes home, finds
his wife with his friend in bed.  
 

He shoots his friend
and kills him.
Wife says :  

"If you behave
like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother"
Santa wrote back,  

" SEND ME YOUR
MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
 
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Husband asks:    

"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE
is:
 Without
Information
Fighting
Every-time
Wife replies:

" No,......
It means: With
Idiot
For
Ever
!!!"
 
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What's the difference
between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
 

Panic is when
both are pregnant.
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Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once
my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack
& our driver run away
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A young boy asks his
Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says:  "You
are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my
son, that IS confidential .

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Test your LOGIC

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking . . .
Just Check This Out ! ! !!

 

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

 

Think like a wizard . . .

 
 
 
 

man  
1. ------------
board
 
 

 

Ans. = man overboard
 

 

 Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

 
 
 
 

   stand  
2. ------------
  i

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Ans. = I understand

 
 
 
 

OK . . .

 

 Got the drift ?

 
 
 
 

Let's try a few now and see

 

 how you fare ?

 

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
 

 

 

 

Ans. = reading between the lines

 
 
 
 

4.       r  
       road  
         a
         d
 
 
 

 

Ans. = cross road
 

 
 
 
 

Not having a good day now, are you ?

 

Redeem yourself.
 

5.      cycle  
       cycle  
       cycle

 

 
 

 

Ans. = tricycle
 

 
 
 
 

Not easy to figure out ha!
 

       0  
6. ------------  
       M.D.
       Ph.D.

 

 
 
 

 

Ans. = two degrees below zero
 

C'mon give it a little thought ! !

       knee  
7. ------------
       light

 

 
 
 

 

Ans. = neon light

 

 ( knee - on - light )

 
 
 
 

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

 
 
 
 

                     ground  
8.                    ------------ ---
         feet feet feet feet feet feet

 

 
 
 

 
 
 
 

Ans. = six feet underground
 

Oh no, not again ! !
 

9.  he's X  himself
 

 

 
 

 

Ans. = he's by himself
 

Now u messing up big time.
 

10. ecnalg

 

 
 

 

Ans. = backward glance
 

 
 
 
 

   Not even close ! !
 

11. death ..... life
 

 

 
 
 

 

Ans. = life after death
 

 
 
 
 

Okay last chance ............ ......

 

12. THINK

 

 
 

 

Ans. = think big ! !
 

And the last one is real fundoo - - -

 
 
 
 

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. .

 

 

 

Ans. =  long time no 'C'

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Paper Art

It's amazing what  some people can do with a single sheet of paper.      < BR>

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看 了 你 一 定 想 轉 寄 ^^

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A river over a river

Ever seen a Water Bridge over a river?   Even after you see it, it is still hard to believe!  Water Bridge in Germany. What a feat!  Six years, 500 million euros, 918 meters long.......now this is engineering!  This is a channel-bridge over the River Elbe and joins the former East and West Germany,  as part of the unification project. It is located in the city of Magdeburg, near Berlin.  The photo was taken on the day of inauguration.  To those who appreciate engineering projects, here's a puzzle for you armchair engineers and physicists.  Did that bridge have to be designed to withstand the additional weight of ship and barge traffic,  or just the weight of the water?  Answer:  It only needs to be designed to withstand the weight of the water!  Why? A ship always displaces an amount of water that weighs the same as the ship,  regardless of how heavily a ship may be loaded.

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超经典~童年回忆~1980-1990出生的朋友快进来看！

1) 想起什么来了吗？     2) 超热门游戏机 3) 所谓的塑胶糖 - 谁曾经在包装纸上沾水然后贴在手上做纹身的请举手 4) Happy Family 等儿童纸牌 5) Back to the future-火红连续剧 6) 可爱贴图 7) 每个人都曾经拥有吧 8) 用来射壁虎的武器 9) 我们的英雄 - 早期的power ranger 10) 很多机关的铅笔盒 - 酷毙了！ 11) 朴素版的 12) 水果rubber 13) 熊猫牌水彩 14) 钢琴 15) 打架鱼 16) sumi - 我们都叫它jelly 17) sugus 18) 总是被没收的 19) 还记得什么是guli susu吗 20) 超爱的卡通片 还有这些 超经典的  .

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