Naughty Answers!

Naughty Answers!
   

 

Man comes home, finds
his wife with his friend in bed.  
 

He shoots his friend
and kills him.
Wife says :  

"If you behave
like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother"
Santa wrote back,  

" SEND ME YOUR
MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
 
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Husband asks:    

"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE
is:
 Without
Information
Fighting
Every-time
Wife replies:

" No,......
It means: With
Idiot
For
Ever
!!!"
 
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What's the difference
between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
 

Panic is when
both are pregnant.
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Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once
my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack
& our driver run away
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A young boy asks his
Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says:  "You
are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my
son, that IS confidential .

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