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How to sleep at work

How to sleep during working???

Try to learn this......hahahaha......   

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80% Malaysians studying law in UK

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, I' ve been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysian students I see here say they're here to study law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something I never knew . Hard to believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to study law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr ...

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Worried husband

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital while waiting for their wives birth giving.

Then a nurse came out and told to the first daddy,
"congratulation, you got twins!".
"Ohh.. maybe its a coincident" said the daddy. "I am working with
the Petronas Twin Towers ".

Then another nurse came out and told to the second daddy,
"congratulation! you have triplets!"
"Wooow!, this is a coincident too" said the second daddy. ? "I am
working for 3M Corporation"

Another nurse came out and told the third daddy, ?
"Congratulation! Isteri you dapat kembar empat,"
"Alhamdulillah! Maybe this is also a coincident". "I kerja di Four Season Hotel!"

While, the fourth daddy-to-be were in uncontrolled worry.
All the 3 daddies asked him,
why are you seems so worry??"

He answered, "I am working with Seven-Eleven!"

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Man comes home, finds
his wife with his friend in bed.  
 

He shoots his friend
and kills him.
Wife says :  

"If you behave
like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother"
Santa wrote back,  

" SEND ME YOUR
MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
 
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Husband asks:    

"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE
is:
 Without
Information
Fighting
Every-time
Wife replies:

" No,......
It means: With
Idiot
For
Ever
!!!"
 
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What's the difference
between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
 

Panic is when
both are pregnant.
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Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once
my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack
& our driver run away
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A young boy asks his
Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says:  "You
are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my
son, that IS confidential .

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Test your LOGIC

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking . . .
Just Check This Out ! ! !!

 

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

 

Think like a wizard . . .

 
 
 
 

man  
1. ------------
board
 
 

 

Ans. = man overboard
 

 

 Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

 
 
 
 

   stand  
2. ------------
  i

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Ans. = I understand

 
 
 
 

OK . . .

 

 Got the drift ?

 
 
 
 

Let's try a few now and see

 

 how you fare ?

 

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
 

 

 

 

Ans. = reading between the lines

 
 
 
 

4.       r  
       road  
         a
         d
 
 
 

 

Ans. = cross road
 

 
 
 
 

Not having a good day now, are you ?

 

Redeem yourself.
 

5.      cycle  
       cycle  
       cycle

 

 
 

 

Ans. = tricycle
 

 
 
 
 

Not easy to figure out ha!
 

       0  
6. ------------  
       M.D.
       Ph.D.

 

 
 
 

 

Ans. = two degrees below zero
 

C'mon give it a little thought ! !

       knee  
7. ------------
       light

 

 
 
 

 

Ans. = neon light

 

 ( knee - on - light )

 
 
 
 

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

 
 
 
 

                     ground  
8.                    ------------ ---
         feet feet feet feet feet feet

 

 
 
 

 
 
 
 

Ans. = six feet underground
 

Oh no, not again ! !
 

9.  he's X  himself
 

 

 
 

 

Ans. = he's by himself
 

Now u messing up big time.
 

10. ecnalg

 

 
 

 

Ans. = backward glance
 

 
 
 
 

   Not even close ! !
 

11. death ..... life
 

 

 
 
 

 

Ans. = life after death
 

 
 
 
 

Okay last chance ............ ......

 

12. THINK

 

 
 

 

Ans. = think big ! !
 

And the last one is real fundoo - - -

 
 
 
 

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. .

 

 

 

Ans. =  long time no 'C'

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It's amazing what  some people can do with a single sheet of paper.      < BR>

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